You never know when you might need to load up the ark.
In this delightfully straight-faced 1967 commercial, a bearded modern-day Noah calmly fills his station wagon with an assortment of animals, two by two, as if this were the most practical errand in the world. The message is simple: when the unexpected happens, you’ll want a very big wagon.
American Motors leans into the visual gag without overexplaining it. No frantic narration. No hard sell. Just a quiet parade of livestock and the reassuring promise that their wagons are built to handle whatever the world sends your way.
It is peak 1960s advertising logic. Practicality meets whimsy. Suburbia meets scripture. A station wagon as salvation vehicle.
See your American Motors Rambler dealer. And maybe start gathering pairs.